Bobbie asked:


I have 3 rats. One time I was laying on the floor and they were running loose. Nibbles came up to my shirt and bit off a button and ran with it back to her cage. I thought it was so funny.
I took the button back, though, just in case.
What is something funny, cute, or amazing your pet has done?
Thanks!

ErinFromOz asked:


I love “Brokeback Mountain”, but every time Michelle Williams’ character says “More like…Jack Nasty!” I burst out laughing, even though it is such a sad scene! What other unintentionally funny lines like that are there?

thedhbatscleanup asked:


I am going to a hockey game soon and I want to make a sign/yell some funny stuff at the refs. Stuff like:
Bend over and use your good eye!
Get off your knees you’re blowing the game!
Return your shirt to Footlocker!

Anything funny/rude is greatly appreciated.

Trisha asked:


Is this funny??

For all you dog lovers out there here is a dog just for you! Killer is a teacup yorkie that enjoys chewings all sorts of things, killer is a clean dog that loves brand new carpets he would never step foot on an old one.

what can i add?
(this is not a real add)

Shannon H asked:


I’ve started to think about what I want to be for Halloween this year, and I want to be something that’s really funny. I’ve thought of a messed up Hannah Montana, Jesus, maybe even Waldo. But I Googled Halloween costumes and I’ve seen some really funny and creative ones. Does anyone have any ideas for someone on a tight budget? Or should I be one of the people I mentioned before?

Ashley asked:


In about a month, the Association of Campus Entertainment is putting on a talent show for students. My friends and I have formed a group of five girls and are looking for something funny to do. We’re open to just about anything and can recruit a few guys if need be. The voting audience will be made up entirely of students, so we’re looking for something that will be funny to a large demographic of today’s college-aged young adults.

So in short: Do you have any funny ideas for a talent show?

Any suggestions would be awesome; thanks!

**baby~doll** asked:


I do not find this funny at all. My boyfriend asked me if I wanted to find out what happened when a turkey jumped a log, I said yes and he pulled my hair then they all started laughing. What is funny about that? That has nothing to do with a turkey or a log. I asked if maybe while a turkey is jumping over a log he pulls a feather or something. Please give me some in-site on this so maybe I could also find the humor in it.